Version 2.0! New and improved! No more annoying reloading! And some of the words have changed!... slightly!

Err.. Obviously this page was originally put together long before the lovely Mr Peel left us to go and get teenage kicks in whatever passes for an afterlife. Wherever he is, I hope he's having a fantastic time. Cheers John, we miss you.

You know how it is, You've spent ages putting together your hardcore techno classic, comprising nothing but a drum machine going "thud thud thud thud" for exactly 23 minutes. You know full well that you don't really have a chart hit on your hands, but maybe... just maybe you'll get played by John Peel.

But, and it's a big but... You're going to need a good name for your "Bass Collective"

That's where we come in... Keep clicking "Let's go, pop kids!" until you come up with a name you feel is stupid enough, and techno enough for you.

  Your techno band name is...  
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